{"type":"general","setup":"What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?","punchline":"Squash.","id":263}
{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Red light say to the Green light?","punchline":"Don't look at me I'm changing!","id":182}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.","punchline":"That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!","id":33}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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Pablo Carro is an Argentine politician, professor, and trade unionist, currently serving as National Deputy elected in Córdoba. A member of the Justicialist Party, Carro was first elected in 2017 and re-elected in 2021. In addition, he served as secretary general of the University Professors and Researchers' Union of Córdoba (ADIUC) and secretary general of the Córdoba chapter of the Argentine Workers' Central Union.
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