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The Avon River is a perennial river of the Hawkesbury-Nepean catchment, in the Southern Highlands and Macarthur districts of New South Wales, Australia.
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Sun Chi-hsu was a Chinese educator and politician. She was among the first group of women elected to the Legislative Yuan in 1948.
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Ve Neill is an American makeup artist. She has won three Academy Awards, for the films Beetlejuice, Mrs. Doubtfire and Ed Wood. She has been nominated for eight Oscars in total.
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