{"type":"general","setup":"I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...","punchline":"The sails are going through the roof.","id":67}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?","punchline":"Because it had nobody.","id":396}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the house go to the doctor?","punchline":"It was having window panes.","id":326}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}
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