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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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Jakobstad Church is a Lutheran church in the city of Jakobstad, Finland. It was constructed in 1731 by Johan Knubb. The church has been built on the same place, where the first church in Jakobstad was located before it was burned down by Russians in 1714.
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Alpha Tau Alpha (ΑΤΑ) is an American professional honorary agricultural education organization for those who have chosen a major in agricultural education or extension education.
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