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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get hanging from Apple trees?","punchline":"Sore arms.","id":228}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Páidà Ó Sé","displaytitle":"Páidà Ó Sé","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3756394","titles":{"canonical":"PáidÃ_Ó_Sé","normalized":"Páidà Ó Sé","display":"Páidà Ó Sé"},"pageid":1054976,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9.jpg","width":150,"height":230},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9.jpg","width":150,"height":230},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276272969","tid":"2472440c-ed7b-11ef-9506-7ac46c1cda5a","timestamp":"2025-02-17T22:04:22Z","description":"Kerry Gaelic footballer and manager (1955–2012)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:P%C3%A1id%C3%AD_%C3%93_S%C3%A9"}},"extract":"Páidà Ó Sé was an Irish Gaelic football manager and player, whose league and championship career at senior level with the Kerry county team spanned fifteen seasons from 1974 to 1988. Ó Sé is widely regarded as one of the greatest defenders of his generation.","extract_html":"
Páidà Ó Sé was an Irish Gaelic football manager and player, whose league and championship career at senior level with the Kerry county team spanned fifteen seasons from 1974 to 1988. Ó Sé is widely regarded as one of the greatest defenders of his generation.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?","punchline":"She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.","id":158}
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Peter Concepción Arbelo is a Puerto Rican professional wrestler better known by his ringname El Nazareno. He has performed und