{"type":"general","setup":"What do birds give out on Halloween?","punchline":"Tweets.","id":187}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one plate say to the other plate?","punchline":"Dinner is on me!","id":161}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?","punchline":"It's two-tired.","id":306}
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Ergocryptine is an ergopeptine and one of the ergoline alkaloids. It is isolated from ergot or fermentation broth and it serves as starting material for the production of bromocriptine. Two isomers of ergocryptine exist, α-ergocryptine and β-ergocryptine. The beta differs from the alpha form only in the position of a single methyl group, which is a consequence of the biosynthesis in which the proteinogenic amino acid leucine is replaced by isoleucine. β-Ergocryptine was first identified in 1967 by Albert Hofmann. Ergot from different sources have different ratios of the two isomers.
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