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Qatar Television, ; abbreviated as Qatar TV or QTV), is a Qatar Government owned public service national television channel in Qatar which is owned and run by Qatar Media Corporation. The channel broadcasts various programmes including news, economical bulletins, documentaries, religious programmes and entertainment.
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