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Ceilândia is an administrative region in the Federal District in Brazil. It is bordered by Brazlândia to the north, Taguatinga to the east, and Samambaia and Sol Nascente/Por do Sol to the south. With about 398,374 inhabitants, it is the administrative region of largest population in the Federal District. Ceilândia was created in 1971 by Hélio Prates da Silveira, originally created as the \"CEI\" in 1969, a campaign to combat irregular settlements near BrasÃlia.
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{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?","punchline":"I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...","id":239}
{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Signs and Wonders (The X-Files)","displaytitle":"Signs and Wonders (The X-Files)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7513033","titles":{"canonical":"Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)","normalized":"Signs and Wonders (The X-Files)","display":"Signs and Wonders (The X-Files)"},"pageid":34277069,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1f/Signs_and_wonders_x_files.jpg/330px-Signs_and_wonders_x_files.jpg","width":320,"height":177},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Signs_and_wonders_x_files.jpg","width":424,"height":235},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267248033","tid":"31f0ac56-ca69-11ef-a2f4-f698044f98a0","timestamp":"2025-01-04T06:57:43Z","description":"9th episode of the 7th season of The X-Files","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Signs_and_Wonders_(The_X-Files)"}},"extract":"\"Signs and Wonders\" is the ninth episode of the seventh season of the science fiction television series The X-Files. It prem