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\"Afghanistan\" is a popular song written by Harry Donnelly and William A. Wilander and published by Gilbert & Friedland Inc. in 1920. It has notably been recorded by Zez Confrey, Prince's Dance Orchestra, and the Lopez and Hamilton's Kings of Harmony.

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