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{"type":"general","setup":"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?","punchline":"Guilty","id":105}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"It was feeling crumby.","id":321}

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{"type":"standard","title":"The Realest Real","displaytitle":"The Realest Real","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q104880577","titles":{"canonical":"The_Realest_Real","normalized":"The Realest Real","display":"The Realest Real"},"pageid":66093330,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/The_Realest_Real.jpg","width":282,"height":353},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/The_Realest_Real.jpg","width":282,"height":353},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285355376","tid":"a6d73a88-1833-11f0-b77a-2a5cc1ff18b0","timestamp":"2025-04-13T06:50:57Z","description":"2016 American film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Realest_Real","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Realest_Real?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Realest_Real?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Realest_Real"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Realest_Real","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Realest_Real","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Realest_Real?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Realest_Real"}},"extract":"The Realest Real is a 2016 American \"absurdist\" social media satire short film written and directed by Carrie Brownstein, for KENZO PARIS. It is Brownstein's directorial debut.","extract_html":"

The Realest Real is a 2016 American \"absurdist\" social media satire short film written and directed by Carrie Brownstein, for KENZO PARIS. It is Brownstein's directorial debut.

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